Halloween is my favourite time of the year, and Christmas would definitely be in the top four or five. Maybe even top three, depending on which Bond movie is showing.
Given all this, and my concurrent love for horror, I’ve always felt there was a dearth of festive scary movies. Krampus was good, and The Santa Clause is horrifying for entirely different reasons. But that’s not enough, dammit.
So I’ve taken it upon myself to come up with some scare-iffic ideas for Christmas horror flicks. As in, the title of some Christmas horror flicks. When it comes to either genre of cinema, horror or Christmas, that’s really all you need. The rest generally takes care of itself.
The full list is below. You can thank me/pay me in your own time, Hollywood. (Yeah, a voucher is fine.)
- Jingle Hell
- Rudolph the Dead-Nosed Brain Deer
- Santa Claws
- ‘Twas the Fright Before Christmas
- Deck the Halls…in Blood!
- We Wish You a Scary Christmas and a Happy New Fear
- Violent Night
- ‘Tis the Season to Be…Dead
- Strangle Bells
- Lashing Through the Snow
- The Three Wise De-men
- You Better Not Cry
- Should Auld Acquaintance Be Dismembered
- Ghoul-tide Greetings
- Cracker Attacker
- I Saw Mommy Killing Santa Claus
- Flay Bells Ring
- Laughing All the Way…to Hell
- One-horse Open Slay
- He Knows When You Are Sleeping
- Gristletoe
- Your Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire
- Reindeer Maims
- He’s Making a Kill-List
- Satan Claus
- Gold Frankincense and Myrrh-der
- Baby It’s Dead Cold Outside
- Christmas Evil
- Oh Come All Ye Hateful
- Hack Frost Ripping Off Your Nose
- Black X-Mass
- The Ghost of Christmas Slashed
- Season’s Beatings
- All I Want for Christmas is Your Head on a Spike
- Little Town of Deathlehem
- Oh Holy Nightmare