A list of possible Christmas-themed horror movies

Halloween is my favourite time of the year, and Christmas would definitely be in the top four or five. Maybe even top three, depending on which Bond movie is showing.

Given all this, and my concurrent love for horror, I’ve always felt there was a dearth of festive scary movies. Krampus was good, and The Santa Clause is horrifying for entirely different reasons. But that’s not enough, dammit.

So I’ve taken it upon myself to come up with some scare-iffic ideas for Christmas horror flicks. As in, the title of some Christmas horror flicks. When it comes to either genre of cinema, horror or Christmas, that’s really all you need. The rest generally takes care of itself.

The full list is below. You can thank me/pay me in your own time, Hollywood. (Yeah, a voucher is fine.)

  1. Jingle Hell
  2. Rudolph the Dead-Nosed Brain Deer
  3. Santa Claws
  4. ‘Twas the Fright Before Christmas
  5. Deck the Halls…in Blood!
  6. We Wish You a Scary Christmas and a Happy New Fear
  7. Violent Night
  8. ‘Tis the Season to Be…Dead
  9. Strangle Bells
  10. Lashing Through the Snow
  11. The Three Wise De-men
  12. You Better Not Cry
  13. Should Auld Acquaintance Be Dismembered
  14. Ghoul-tide Greetings
  15. Cracker Attacker
  16. I Saw Mommy Killing Santa Claus
  17. Flay Bells Ring
  18. Laughing All the Way…to Hell
  19. One-horse Open Slay
  20. He Knows When You Are Sleeping
  21. Gristletoe
  22. Your Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire
  23. Reindeer Maims
  24. He’s Making a Kill-List
  25. Satan Claus
  26. Gold Frankincense and Myrrh-der
  27. Baby It’s Dead Cold Outside
  28. Christmas Evil
  29. Oh Come All Ye Hateful
  30. Hack Frost Ripping Off Your Nose
  31. Black X-Mass
  32. The Ghost of Christmas Slashed
  33. Season’s Beatings
  34. All I Want for Christmas is Your Head on a Spike
  35. Little Town of Deathlehem
  36. Oh Holy Nightmare

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