From a li’l book I’ve been working on, about a group of slackers in the mid-1990s…
- Drinking at home
- Drinking nasty off-license cans of beer at home
- Smoking rollies, not filter cigarettes
- Television. Ideally, one that someone else is paying the rental on
- Sleeping
- Doing the housework
- Walking around aimlessly
- Reading. Even better, reading someone else’s book, or one you got from the library, or bought for twenty pee in a charity shop
- Sex
- Visiting friends
- Staring into space
- Daytime naps
- Masturbation
- Drifting around the shops without buying anything
- Writing letters
- Writing ‘Top Ten’ lists
- Writing anything
- Daydreaming
- Sucking on one coffee for three straight hours
- Stomach crunches and wall push-ups
- Worrying about the future
- Regretting the past
- Obsessing about the present
- Rewatching old videos so often the tape catches fire
- Meditation and/or praying
- All-night Ouija board sessions
- Having a minor nervous breakdown
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